I called 911 because your HAT nearly killed me! LOL!

Thank Goodness for Pippa and Kate! Why? They are the fashionistas with SENSE! For those of you who saw the Royal Wedding live, you most definitely saw those ill-looking hats. I know many of you must have been thinking, "WHAT does she have going on her head?!" as you saw the many guests get out of their cars. Oh yeah, I can relate. But honestly with all that is royal and serious, there is also comedy! Who knew? William pushing the ring on Kate's finger when he realized it was kind of small for her was nothing compared to THOSE hats! Watching it from beginning to end, I was so glad my mother and sister were blasting the TV at 5am that morning. If I had continued sleeping, I would have missed out!

The queen of sass, sarcasm, Joan Rivers had her own comments about the royal attire. Sitting with Tori Spelling, and Mel B of the Spice Girls. Rivers was appalled by the style of each hat claiming they looked like a women's private parts. To be blunt, she said, "Now ladies, I know you're single but really that is no reason to have to wear your vagina on your heads!" (See photos).  Leave it to Joan Rivers to tell it like it is! Even David Beckham pictured here looks like he's holding back from laughing at wife Victoria's hat. For Princess Beatrice in beige (pictured below), Rivers said, "She's too desperate to get married but she's wearing an I.U.D. on her head. The hat is like she's trying to make funnel cakes." LOL! Kudos, Joan. Although I commented that her hat looked like a railing, I feel like Joan's comment was spot on, 100% accurate! For Kate she said, "I like that she did her makeup herself, but it blows my mind 'cause I have a makeup girl come in even when I'm just shopping online!" I have many favorite quotes from Joan on the royal wedding, but one that I just loved was her comment on Pippa's dress. Rivers said, "The dress is too sexy. You know Kate tried this on first and said, "Too sexy, take it back.' And Pippa said, "Not so fast bitch, I'm single!" Oh Joan, Joan, Joan..who doesn't love her?

I'm always looking forward to her comments just to see what she's gonna say next. Sort of like when you have a parrot. You say something but then get close to the cage to see if the parrot is going to repeat what you said.

Well that's it! Another post done. I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Ciao for now!